Ask a Stupid Question
Amanda Hoffer | Life Section Manager
Katie Tandler | Staff Writer
The Holiday season is upon us and we here at ASQ felt
it appropriate to deal with the questions you're facing this time of the year.
On with the questions.
THE OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMER - The views expressed here are not
necessarily representative of the views of Radford University, Whim or any of
its staffers, including the ones writing this. Whim is not responsible for any
negative consequences incurred by persons actually
following any advice given here. It is meant mostly for entertainment value and
should not be taken too seriously. Especially Kate's part. She's loony.
My family drives me nuts! How do I deal with them over break?
Amanda: Your best bet? Get out of the house as much as possible. That's
my plan. That and lots of eggnog.
Katie:
Family members can be surprisingly more
amusing and less stressful when drunk. No,
not when you're drunk, but when
they're drunk. Spike beverages
whenever possible and get them all good
and sloshed. Make sure to have a camera
ready so you can capture all the fond
memories.
I don't have a lot of cash. What can I do about gifts?
Amanda: Two words. Dollar store. Most gift for little cash.
Katie:
College is a time to explore your beliefs and
experiment with new things. Now might just
be a good time to take up atheism.
Join us next semester and Happy Holidays!
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