Ask a Stupid Question
  Amanda Hoffer | Life Section Manager
  Katie Tandler | Staff Writer

The Holiday season is upon us and we here at ASQ felt it appropriate to deal with the questions you're facing this time of the year. On with the questions.

THE OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMER - The views expressed here are not necessarily representative of the views of Radford University, Whim or any of its staffers, including the ones writing this. Whim is not responsible for any negative consequences incurred by persons actually following any advice given here. It is meant mostly for entertainment value and should not be taken too seriously. Especially Kate's part. She's loony.

My family drives me nuts! How do I deal with them over break?
Amanda: Your best bet? Get out of the house as much as possible. That's my plan. That and lots of eggnog.
Katie: Family members can be surprisingly more amusing and less stressful when drunk. No, not when you're drunk, but when they're drunk. Spike beverages whenever possible and get them all good and sloshed. Make sure to have a camera ready so you can capture all the fond memories.

I don't have a lot of cash. What can I do about gifts?
Amanda: Two words. Dollar store. Most gift for little cash.
Katie: College is a time to explore your beliefs and experiment with new things. Now might just be a good time to take up atheism.

Join us next semester and Happy Holidays!

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