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Just when you thought it was safe to attack stupid pointless cartoonage...
Steve Glassbrenner | Toon Section Manager

2/01/02

Name: Korte
Comments:
I am that guy.

Name: Jeff
Year: Senior
Major: English
Comments:
So now do we scrounge together $15k and film "The Whim Bunny Project?"

Name: jen
Comments:
SHAUN!!! look out for th- *sighs* axe...that has to have hurt. wow, and three years since that conversation. time flies faster than i thought...

Name: Dogg Himself
Comments:
Shaun...no!...IT'S A TRAAP!!!!

Name: Shaun
Year: Grad
Major: English
Comments:
Dogg, by all that is holy I swear I shall avenge thee! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL!

Name: Monkeyballz
Comments:
It's nice to see The Shit is back.

Name: Whim Administrator
Comments:
We apologise for the unrelated comments. At 8:00 a.m. prompt (give or take a few non linear posts) The Dogg, The Bunny, The Rachel and The Kate were killed. Their comments were recovered 3 years later...

Name: bloody aftermath
Year: 2002
Comments:

And lo, a plague of Nunchies was let loose upon the land.

Name: bunny
Year: ...
Comments:
7:55 a.m. - FOR FREEDOM AND S EVERYWHERE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! NUNCHIES!!!

Name: Dogg Himself
Comments:
6:43 a.m. Time here is SO not linear! I'm gonna be sick with the nunchies!!!

Name: rachel
Comments:
dogg - were you out chasing wabbit?

Name: The Dogg Himself
Comments:
7:48 a.m. Dogg...you're alive...thank God!

Name: rachel
Comments:
7:50 - quick, get the stick, kill that wascally wabbit!

Name: rachel
Comments:
the "flying" whim squirrel says "weeeeee!"

Name: Kate
Year: ...
Comments:
7:47 a.m. - heeeeeeeeeeeeeee

poke

Comments:
this is the administration talking! i want no more of these so called bunnies. they are a disruption and will not be tolerated! until further notice, the bunnies are cut off!

Name: the supreme bunny
Comments:
.... nunchies

Name:
Year: ...
Comments:
7:46 a.m. they have noted my presence. my plans are in jeopardy. i must take action soon.
..note to self: acquire knowledge concerning these "nunchies" of which they speak.

Name: Ghost of Dogg
Comments:
7:45 a.m. ...you're alive...thank God
Kate said Rachel said Nunchies

Name:
Year: ...
Comments:
7:40 a.m. - i have emerged. the humans are restless. i don't think they yet suspect my plot to kill them all. best lay low... and stay away from their cookies.

Name: Kate
Year: ...
Comments:
7:39 a.m.-felt a cold breeze from the realm of the undead.
...did Rachel just say "nunchies?"

Year: rachel
Comments:
7:37 am - it's worse than "the nunchies" up here. think they may eat me nextttttttttttttttttttt

Name: Ghost of Dogg
Comments:
7:38 Shaun...you must...avenge...my...death
Did Kate say Oreos??

Name: Kate
Year: ...
Comments:
7:36 A.M. ... found steve
no one else will
i crave the souls of the unjust

and oreos.

Name: old chinese women
Comments:
remember the old chinese proverb: on head is pellets in hair

Name: The Dogg Himself
Comments:
Kate...thank God...your alive!

Name: Kate
Year: ...
Comments:
7:34 am... f o u n d b u n n y

Name: rachel
Comments:
7:33...cookies! i'm the cookie monster and i will have no one stealing my cookies!

Name: The Dogg Himself
Comments:
7:32...buried Kate in the closet and I've got the strangest craving for a cookie...

Name: Kate
Year: Freshie
Comments:
7:31 A.M.... I think Steve's trying to kill me. Maybe if I give him a cookie, he'll go away...
P.S. I can't find !

Name: The Dogg Himself
Comments:
7:30 am...just watched the sun rise from the tiny windows, while picking my teeth with 's tiny rib bones. I think Katie's trying to kill me...yes...she must be the next to go!!!

Name: The Dogg Himself
Comments:
5:00 am...rations are running low, still more corrections to be made. Morale is rapidly decreasing, I hope this doesn't turn into a blood bath and the footage found 3 years later...
P.S. says "Hi!"

Name: The Dogg Himself
Comments:
It's 4:17 in the morning, we just scanned this cartoon in upside down, and Rachel hallucinated Jenn walking in the door, somebody help us please!!!