Submitted For Your Approval 12 Katie Tandler | Life Section Manager 2/22/02 (Why 'bob'? I'm a little superstitious, you might say, and this would be SFYA 13...) There is one indisputable fact in this universe, one more permanent than any scientific doctrine or scrap of common law. When all other beliefs crumble, this one shall stand tall and true until the very end of time. Everything is cooler with ninjas. Therefore, this week we have three sites that are all charmingly festooned with pleasant tidings of swift, silent bladed death. This is giving props to the badly-dubbed Japanese culture of old, before busty big-eyed schoolgirls and cute collectible monsters. To those who wanted more weird Flash, gomen nasai*...I suppose ninjas just don't film well these days. Until next week, my friends. Jya matta ne!** *very sorry **see you later (Sure beats 'sayonara', eh?) Onward, grasshopper! THIS WEEK'S ODDITIES: (In order to see some of these, you may have to go here and download Flash Player and/or Shockwave Player.) Ninja Burger Yes, you would like wasabi with that. Karate! In just a few steps. Learn to unleash the tiger. Rowr. How to Steal Beer Like a Ninja Note that Whim does not condone beer-thievery in any way, shape, or form, with or without the aid of the shaodwy arts. Besides, I doubt it really works. Keep in mind that these are simply points to ponder in the vast conglomeration of so-called "web waste". They're not meant to be taken seriously. Feel free to comment, and be sure to speak up on which one you think is the weirdest.