Submitted For Your Approval 11
Katie Tandler | Life Section Manager
2/08/02
Sorry about last week, folks. I was sick. I'm glad to see that as I write
this,
22.2 perecnt of you genuinely miss me, another 22.2 think I'm a no-good
slacker, and 55.56
percent think I was a casualty of the administration. I assure you, folks,
that I am here to stay.
...Though perhaps not for long after this week. Yes, folks, it's a Special
Themed Week here
at SFYA, with not the usual three but FOUR sites to amuse, confuse, shock
and
disturb you.
This particular Special Theme is something I wouldn't normally divulge
outright, but being that
I want to protect the more sensitive readers, I will say this: those who
think that the notion
of people having sex with animals is way too freaky to handle, just skip to
the last link on the
page. I repeat, skip to the last link on the page.
Now don't say I never looked out for ya.
Onward!
THIS WEEK'S ODDITIES:
(In order to see some of these, you may have to go here
and download Flash Player and/or Shockwave Player.)
Intrepid Whimmers may have already seen this linked elsewhere on the site.
It's
addictive. LOVE THE BUNNY. [Flash.]
Keep in mind that these are simply points to ponder in the
vast conglomeration of so-called "web waste". They're
not meant to be taken seriously. Feel free to comment, and let us know which
one
you think is the weirdest.
Name: John Comments:
Katie, you have nice personality, are you looking for a good guy to treat you right and like a queen, you deserve that, what do you say? you deserve the best and all i want is a chance to give you that, please respond to me, i await your beautiful response
Name:Steve Comments:
Graphic? You should have seen the list before I edited for contact. (grin) At Sheep Across The World, we try to maintain a PG-13 rating. It's difficult from time to time as some of our contributors are extremely creative (not to mention vile and repulsive)
We've taken quite a bit of grief from various women's groups for having this list up on our site. We'd like to put together a similar list of reasons that explain why sheep are better than men. Although we have a number of female members, we can seem to get past -- Sheep never forget to put the seat down and Sheep don't inspect the credit card bills. If you, or your constituency, would like to help make this list a reality, please send your ideas to Webmaster@sheepacrosstheworld.com.
Finally, it should most likely be pointed out that we don't condone having sex with animals, even inflatable animals. If you peruse our site, you'll see that this whole notion stems from the fact that a couple of us were sitting around discussing the fact that we understand thermonuclear fission better than women. It was then suggested that we trade women for sheep. As far as I know, none of us have actually had sex with a sheep, inflatable or not. Although, if I had to pick one of us to be the culprit, it would be that Robb Pratt, aka Goat Boy.
Thanks,
Steve
Name: Amanda Year: Junior Major: Insanity Comments:
WOOHOO! I love that I'm a Cow thing......It's sooooo funny....way to go Katie.....
Name: Shaun Year: Grad Major: English Comments:
Anything that uses the words "sheep" and "love" in the same sentence can't be good...
Sorry about last week, folks. I was sick. I'm glad to see that as I write
this,
22.2 perecnt of you genuinely miss me, another 22.2 think I'm a no-good
slacker, and 55.56
percent think I was a casualty of the administration. I assure you, folks,
that I am here to stay.
