Breast Week Introduction
3/01/02
What has Kevin done now?
Yes, believe it or not a brain storm slammed into the coast line of our
beloved Tech Section Managers skull. Why? Always finding creative and
new technologies to write about is the never-ending task Kevin works the
hardest on. While contemplating new tennis shoe technologies (Nike has
some wild stuff!), Kevin branched off into new technologies for other
pieces of clothing. This brought to mind the bra.
Perhaps the most mysterious piece of female clothing, and the most
difficult for any guy to remove (where does this hook go?), the bra has
gone through several different technological changes in recent years.
From the classical full coverage from days of yore, to the modern aids for
less endowed women (padded, pushup, adjustable pushup, gel padded), to D-cup
Donna's all-time favorite "Minimizer", the bra comes in so many
different constructions it's no wonder guys painfully hand over his credit
card and tells his beloved "buy what makes you happy."
Not only are there gazillions of different bras for breasts, but there
are different medical procedures made possible by modern technology, to
enhance or reduce the size of a woman's chest. There are even procedures
and technologies available to restore those who have endured a radical
mastectomy. For our staff's comfort, we didn't send any of our female
staff to get mamograms, but this too is a lifesaving technology aimed
solely at the female breast.
With so much technology and money centered around one body part, how could
we resist? So come one, come all, and welcome to "Breast Week" at Whim
Tech.
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