The Whim Staff

2/01/02

10. May-like weather gives seniors delusions of impending graduation.

9. Dry, itchy skin replaced by sunburn.

8. Oversleepers awake to think they've accidentally hibernated.

7. People are wishing they didn't take all their shorts home.

6. An increase in football/soccer/baseball-related pedestrian head injuries.

5. Dog poop stays fresher longer.

4. An increase in noise pollution from rolled-down car windows.

3. In the same vein, bagpipe season gets a head start.

2. People skipping class trip over their professors in Heth plaza.

1. Still no reported change in what you'll catch freshman girls wearing at 7-11 on a Saturday night.