The Whim Staff

2/15/02

1. 900 numbers for as far as your phone card will take you.
2. Sit at home and make Molotov cocktails to give to all the happy couples you know.
3. Set fire to old photos.
4. Have a movie marathon: Fatal Attraction, Chasing Amy, Fear...
5. Surf the dating sites.
6. Drive down the street and spit on people holding hands.
7. Call up old exes and brag about your success.
8. Visit the adult bookstore.
9. Patch the holes in your "companion." (Baa.)
10. A voodoo doll, some matches, a pair of pliers, and a staple gun.