Never Forget to Lock Your Door!
Amanda Hoffer | Staff
Writer
Never forget to lock your door!
I'm sure you've heard this over and over by now. Always lock your door. You
hear it from your parents, peer instructors, and basically anyone with some
common sense. They tell you lock your door and protect your property. Well I'm
going to give you a new reason. It keeps complete strangers out of your bed.
Okay, first off I'm a complete idiot. I usually don't lock my door, especially
if I'm in the building, but after last Friday night I'm always locking the
stupid door. It was Friday night or Saturday morning, whatever you call 4 AM,
and I was downstairs in my residence hall visiting my friends, just hanging out
like I always do. Next thing I know my sister walks down the hall into the
room and tells me there is a guy upstairs asleep in my bed!
My first thought was she's got to be kidding. Who the hell could be that
stupid? Asleep in my bed? There are flowers all over the sheets. Only a
retarded orangutan would not realize that it's a girl's room. But I go
upstairs and sure enough there is some guy passed out on my bed. After that my
friends, roommate and I spend the better of twenty minutes trying to wake this
guy up. Appartently he was up here visiting a friend, and he got so drunk he
didn't remember which room his friend lives in so he wandered into my room
because the door was unlocked.
So kids, remember to lock your doors or you'll have to kick a drunk out of your
bed at 4 in the morning.
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