Top Ten Least Favorite Halloween Costumes

  1. The Taliban (as a group only)

  2. Door to door salesman selling candy

  3. A tumor

  4. A drunken Kenny G asking people to "blow on his saxophone"

  5. Officer Bill, Radford PD

  6. A roll from Dalton

  7. Frankenstein’s other, effeminate monster

  8. A member of the Alan Greenspan Fan Club

  9. Michael/Janet Jackson (same costume)

  10. The ghost of Pauly Shore's career


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Okay, I have one that will top all that costume crap above. There was a party the other night which included many costumed people and such and glancing around the room I saw perhaps the most disturbing, creative, and terrifying costume ever: A guy dressed as a postal worker handing out envelopes of baby powder (anthrax.) That is some f'd up stuff.

Name: Bryan
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Thanks for the "ever-goofy" title, whoever wrote the intro.

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that article was for fun, don't take it seriously!

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Aren't you that kid that wrote that gay article in the paper about how you can't get a girl? oh yeah

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Children wear costumes on Halloween for fun. Sometimes they are not that scary but Halloween is supposed to be a scary time of year. Be safe on Halloween!!! It can be really scary outside after dark!!! Scariness is all over the place!!!!!!!

Name: Dr. Doom
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BAH! In Doom's coming world order, Doom shall crush Halloween under his iron boot, just like Doom shall that accursed Reed Richards. So swears...DOOM!

Name: Alan
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hah. Now that's funny :)

Name: jen
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what's everyone dressing up as?