Happy Halloween Havoc
Steve Glassbrenner | Staff Writer

This Halloween, it's time to set your party apart from every other "let's get drunk and maybe wake up next to Brandy Messemer" type party you have every weekend.  Here are only a few ideas to have 100% Halloween fun!

Bobbin' For A Bruisin'

1) First off you'll need a large container, easily accessible, and half-filled with water.

2) Next fill your container with the following:
6 set mouse traps
5 apples (complete with hidden razor blades)
1 box Rat Poison
4 Buck brand Ninja Throwing Stars
1 very angry badger

3) Once all of the "prizes" are in the tub, each person gets a turn to grab something out with only their mouth.  (Usage of hands results in the loss of said hand.)

Protection Racket

1) To compete, get at least 1 other person, then separately approach a random group of children with a large metal baseball bat and explain that you offer a protection service, lest someone bash them in the head.  Then explain that for 1/2 of all candy they receive at every house, you'll protect them from being ghosts all year round.

2) At the end of the evening reconvene with your fellow contestants.        

3) The one with the most candy wins.

Vicious Bloody Ritual Sacrifice

1) Stab some partygoers.

2) Smear some blood all over.

3) Is there anything else TO it?

See now, that isn't that hard to do.  Most of them merely involve having normal household items on hand.  Just keep it creative and you too can have a killer Halloween!