Pressed for time with that big party coming up? We here at Whim have compiled a few ideas for quick and easy Halloween costumes:
White Trash (wife beater optional)
Toga Man
Duct Tape Mummy
Dress in a vibrant array of alcohol and various drug related
paraphernalia,
top it off with a hospital ID bracelet and go as Draper Hall!
Every RU freshman female (make sure to sport your 1 shoulder tank
top!)
Every RU female (make sure to sport your "Obi-Wan Kenobi Robe
Thingies")
Cut a hole in a cardboard box, add 20 other people and go as an RU dorm
room
RHCP bassist Flea (sporting a tube sock n' a smile)
Wear your clothes backwards and go as a long forgotten late-
eighties/early-
nineties fashion trend (Jump! Jump!)
Trijones contestant (20 points if you're STILL wearing the underwear
from
the first event!)
Cover yourself in flour and go as Anthrax
Cover yourself in flour and go as George W. Bush in the eighties
Radford University would like to apologize to Pepsi for the above
reference
to Coke, please don't take your money back!
Go to the party smashed off your ass and it won't really matter, now
will
it?
Poo Burns
Dress up in a white sheet and go as the ghost of racial tolerence as of
9-11-01
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Name: Stevedogg Year: Sophmore Major: Pain In The Ass Comments:
Hey Jack if you don't like Anthrax jokes, be sure to check out The Shittiest Cartoon Ever # 2! Now in defense of the anthrax joke, the joke isn't about people dying, it's about the idea of someone being so inappropriate that they'd actually do that.
Name: Jack Major: Former Ritz Manager Comments:
The one regarding anthrax isn't funny at all. Several innocent people are becoming very sick and one even died. Grow up!
Name: Dave Greek Year: Graduated/Useless Degree Major: media studies Comments:
Guys this was some funny shit. My cubicle dwelling life here in shittown just a little bit sweeter.
Name: zacman Comments:
sure!
Name: Bryan Comments:
I live in Draper, does that mean I get extra points/booze/drugs?
Name: zacman Comments:
this year, draper has earned itself the rep of 'drug dorm.' it's had more incidences of alcohol problems so far than any other dorm, supposedly. it's a light-hearted joke, not meant to offend anyone. i'm a former draper dude m'self.
~zacman
Name: CE Comments:
Hey, uh, you guys left one out... SteveDogg, YOU know what I'm talkin about. :-)
Name:Crow Comments:
All I know is if you're looking to score some shit you go to Draper, that's were all the busts are! That's where I like to score Whiskey (only 1 dollar!!!)
Name:Meredith Year: freshman Major: information systems Comments:
what's with the reference to Draper Hall?
Name: Korte Comments:
#4 made me laugh out loud. (Shit, I hope I don't get fired.) Nice list, folks.
