End of Semester Insanity
The semester is nearly over and I do believe I've snapped. Here are a few of my musings that seem to support this theory. Enjoy!
Of all the things the Romans taught the Gauls, I wish they had paid more attention to that whole bathing thing. Money can't buy love but you can pay for one of the benefits by the hour. You don't really eat s*&@ and die. You die and then take a s*&@. Of all the things you could give a person, I think a headache is last on their list. How did the world get along before barbers? Is there ever a time when hiccups aren't funny? Maybe the colorblind are the only ones who see the real colors. If life is but a dream, whose dream is it? Of all the things on my list, happiness is twenty-six. Life long friendships are number five. Mind-blowing sex is two. But number one is love. The best humor in the world is self-deprecating humor. Does mustard spoil? What has anything to do with the price of tea in China? Is the semester over yet?
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