Haunted House Shopping List
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  1. 30 gallons of the blood of Radford students
  2. 150 square feet of cobwebs
  3. 100 feet of chain
  4. 2 cups freshly harvested eyeballs
  5. 1 dozen shrunken heads
  6. 1 box razor blades
  7. 3 flocks of bats
  8. big bucket o' snakes
  9. 2 crates of rats
  10. big box o' spiders
  11. 1 Bill Cosby mask
  12. 1 fog machine
  13. 48 jack o' lanterns
  14. 1 rusty chainsaw
  15. 1 hockey mask
  16. 1 doz. dead cheerleaders
  17. 1 pipe organ
  18. 13 virgins (to sacrifice)
  19. 1 box of candles made from the fat of a basilisk
  20. 1 disgruntled mummy
  21. 6 freshly upholstered coffins
  22. 20 tombstones
  23. 15 skeletons
  24. 1 horde of mimes
  25. 1 CD single of the Ghostbusters theme music
  26. 1 Gatekeeper
  27. 1 Keymaster
  28. 2 hapless visitors - otherwise, what good is all the preparation?


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Name: jen
Comments:
always the deathray ;) how could i forget?

Comments:
you guys forgot the hogshead o' circus midgets

Name: Shaun
Comments:
And the deathray

Name: jen
Comments:
and a partridge in a pear tree. oh whoops, wrong holiday. okay, ummm...oh, you forgot the lightning and maniacal laughter from shaun ;)

Name: Crow
Comments:
A gun

Name: Shaun
Year: Grad
Major: English
Comments:
And some whiskey.