Don't Worry, Be Happy
Brandon Faust | Ritz Section Manager

I am almost completely positive that the majority of individuals in the good ol' U.S. of A. are somewhat startled and concerned with their personal safety. This, of course, is pertaining to the unfortunate lunacy that has taken place in the past weeks.

What am I talking about? Um, well just in case you haven't noticed...a bad man from a far away country has apparently devised some sick plan to kill and frighten thousands of Americans. The media has jumped all over the horror since the beginning, and now we have Bob and Sue stocking up on gas masks and my mother pestering me, "Don't let them give you an anthrax vaccine!"

Yeah, some of these things are scary, people. But trust me, the United States military is there for us.

Our military forces are the strongest on the planet. When a friendly country is in need, we are more than willing to give them a helping hand. We are the big kahunas of aerial assault, ground warfare, and you-better-watch-your-back intelligence. At this moment, there are thousands and thousands of soldiers, airmen, and seamen on guard- anticipating the next instant where safety is imperative. They are trained; they are ready.

We will let no one and nothing stand in our way. We are America, We will stand United, and We will protect our country.

Don't worry, be happy.