Friends, Romans, and countrymen, lend me your ears!! No! Not corn. The time of a new order is upon us. Vegetarians are now passé! Onward fishsticks!!

Scientists have proven over and over again that the most important food group out there is the meat section. so put down that squash evil do-er! They also say that the meat eaters of the dinosaurs were the last to go because they ATE the plant eaters! Take that, hippy! Also, Professor Luke Ima Kwak reports that raw vegetables have been heard at high frequencies in several experiments to SCREAM when cooked. That's right. vegetarians are murderers!!!

Before extremists go so far as to eat his or her own body hair, everyone should get out that double barrel Remington and find some grub. Whether it is eel or wildebeest, as long as meat comes on sticks, humans should remain the top of the food chain.

Name: Spider Monkey
Comments:
Its about damn time one of you monkey's put those veggie heads in their place! Meat rules!!!!