1. Debbie Does --- The Box Set. (Ah...sweet sweet porn!)
2. For Ladies: $10 Gift certificates at Hooters. (Good chicken..b.b.breasteses!)
3. For Gentlemen: $5 Gift Certificates at any given Jewelry Store. (Just pick up a little something!)
4. Industrial Strength Underwear. (Clean up that mess!)
5. A Lobotomy. (Get rid of brain function... er... flaws!)
6. Ammo for the spear gun. (Pesky fireflies!)
7. The Yanni Anthology. (The humanity!)
8. A spandex tube-top. (For a man or woman!)
9. Anything engraved... (With the wrong name!)
10. Yard Gnomes or Nose Goblins. (yes! They exist!)

Name: Grant
Comments:
Aye... well, as soon as I pluck the spear from my arse... I had a bit of a misfire when I was trying on my tube-top I got yesterday. Hey, did any of you all hear that new Yanni CD?

Name: Dave
Comments:
Good job Grant

Name: jeff
Comments:
Grant, you are a comedic genius...now go kill some turkeys...