What To Do if Your Favorite Team Sucks
Graphic By: Jenn Peterson

So your favorite teams sucks. Are you a die hard Browns fan? Have a passion for the Clippers? Do the Chargers make or break your week? If so here are a couple of tips that will get you through your pain.

  1. Being loyal to a team is something to be proud of. There’s nothing worse than a fair weather fan. Your team may blow chunks but at least you know you’re not hopping on a bandwagon, and if they get good all of a sudden, you’ve been there all along.
  2. The draft. Each sports league has a draft. The one thing where you get rewarded for losing. The best teams get the lowest picks. The worst team gets to pick the best of the college crop.
  3. Hey if your team sucks it’s probably easy to get tickets. When your team is good it’s impossible to get tickets. Take advantage of them sucking now. Here are some teams that really suck and what they should do to help themselves out.

San Diego Chargers: Two words. Michael......Vick. He’s on the way and all Chargers fans prayers will be answered.

Cleveland Browns: They are really bad yes. But they have a new coach in Butch Davis, he’ll help out. They could get Jamie Sharper from the Ravens, and have a very high draft pick that they could use on a stud running back to help out Tim Couch.

Milwaukee Brewers: Hey, at least you know the beer is good.

Los Angeles Clippers: Hey, what are you doing rooting for the Clippers when you can be rooting for the Lakers. You get no sympathy from me. Clips will be good in about 5 years when they get a little maturity.

Vancouver Grizzlies: Moving from Canada will be a start. Cincinnati Bengals: Moving to Canada might help.


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