During these tumultuous times, I must keep my sense of humor to keep my insanity. I think sanity is a major downfall. Here is a list of bizarre Halloween costumes for you to consider.

10. Justin Timberlake.What? You want an explanation?

9. Britney Spears. Blue vinyl pants have never been cheaper. Never has music been so disposable.

8. Alan Greenspan. Walk around in a suit and tell everyone the economy is really, really bad, even though the Republicans don't want you to know we are in the 115th straight month of economic expansion.

7. Richard Hatch. Walk around in nothing but a pair of worn-out cargo shorts and try to sell your book about surviving ABC corporate executives.

6. Left-Eye of TLC. Just appear, provided you have a skimpy outfit and gross hair extensions. People will ask you where you have been for the past month or so.

5. Anna Nicole Smith. Wear a wrist brace, flirt with old men and fight with the old men's sons.

4. Martha Stewart. Wear pastel-y clothes and brag to everyone about how you made a garden bench completely out of dryer lint. Then go chase after your brother with your black Chevrolet Suburban. Make sure "GOODTHING" is your license plate.

3. Regis Philbin. Make everyone feel really dumb for saying that Ward's last name is Cleaver then tell them they're right and have won a million dollars.

2. Pat Buchanan. Walk about with a copy of the Bill of Rights and try to convince everyone the separation of church and state clause of the First Amendment is "the devil".