Clinton's Top Ten List of Things To Do After Presidency


Ever wonder what ex-presidents do to relax after 4 years in the office? Here's a short list of things that might be keeping Clinton busy over the next few months.

10. Clean The Stains Off The Floor Of The Oval Office

9. Appear in 'PlayGirl', Then 'Guns&Ammo'

8. Start Fund-Raiser To Buy Al Gore A Personality Transplant

7. Sell Off Secret Stash Of Cuban Cigars

6. Play Saxophone for Porn Movies

5. Release 'Little Black Book' of Interns To 'Esquire' Magazine

4. Get Buddies In FBI To Begin A Worldwide Search For Illegitimate Children

3. Inhale

2. Priceline.Com Commercials

1. Hillary

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Name: dave
Comments:
he's gonna try to win ben stein's money

Name: jeff
Comments:
Clinton will most likely do one of two things:

1. Become the new lead singer for Van Halen, or

2. Let the dogs out.

Name: Blitzkrieg!
Year: Senior
Major: English
Comments:
People of America. It is clear what Mr. Clinton will do... ELVIS-FEST 2005!!! He has the lip thingy going for him... and I'm sure he'll learn the parachute quickly! (sticks tongue out) I thought it was a good one...

Name: shaun
Comments:
run for prime minister of canada

Name: shaun
Comments:
run for prime minister of canada

Comments:
Spend some "quality" time with Socks and Buddy.

Name: rachel
Comments:
assume his position as first lady of new york