Ten Ways to Ruin the Holidays

Graphic By: Rachel Thomason

  1. Announce you're pregnant.
  2. Show up drunk.
  3. Set booby traps for Santa.
  4. Switch all the tags on the gifts.
  5. Show your family your grades.
  6. Vomit eggnog all over the tree.
  7. Trick candles on the Menorah.
  8. Splice "It's A Wonderful Life" with porn.
  9. Wear mistletoe as a belt buckle.
  10. Spell out obscenities with X-mas lights.

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Name: Sue
Major: Psych
Comments:
This comment is for Blitzkreig!!...you are such a tool. there will be no nipple talk today.

Name: Blitzkreig!!
Year: Senior
Comments:
I had a very merry Christmas... but... the bloodstains won't come out of the rug! I didn't know the big guy was a bleeder!!

Name: DevilFanFacesWryJeer
Comments:
ugh...