10. Paul needed his big break.
9. The surgery was cheap-only 50 damn dollars.
8. Too many tickets on the Connecticut Turnpike.
7. Madonna called to book another appearance on the show.
6. His Worldwide Pants were way too tight.
5. He had a flashback of Drew Barrymore's chest.
4. Too many big ass hams.
3. What's a bypass?
2. The idea of Hillary in the Senate was way too much for him.
1. He wanted his own top 10 list.