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 RU Police 'Booze It Up' at Parties
Whim's Instigation Team
Last weekend, RU Police officers arrived on the scene of a local fraternity
party. The students were not asked to turn their music down, nor were they
arrested for possession of alcohol or drugs. What did happen will
certainly amaze you.
"It was one of the wildest parties of the year!" said one student who attended the party. On March 25 at approximately 12:34 a.m., RU Police Department officers busted in on some 200 sober RU students to get the real party started. "It was awesome to have that much free liquor," said one student, commenting on the police officers distributing gallons of beer and liquor to approximately 160 students. The party pretty much was just cake and ice cream for three hours until those cops showed up with all the confiscated booze from other parties around campus. One of the cops even discharged his firearm in order to tap the keg for a couple of female students. Although we couldn't get a direct quote from any of the officers involved, we do have several accounts of hearsay. One officer was quoted as saying "Yeah, we do this once in a while because the combination of booze and uniforms almost guarantees a little nookie from some sorority chick." Another cop made the comment, "Getting booze is really cheap for us. We spend the first part of the night cleaning up the early-starter parties; they always seem to have the good shit." On the record, Radford University officials remarked, "Doing this sort of thing is totally against school policy." Later that day, the same official made a comment off the record: "We think it's a great morale booster and an excellent way to connect with the kids." Responses: Refresh frame to view latest entries. Name: Eric Comments:
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