Segregation:

What a Wonderful Thing

by CHRISTOPHER GRAY HOLLOMON

I am very unhappy, and I blame myself. I can't believe I have let myself be corrupted by the tree-hugging hippie Fascists that have infested my thoughts with their happy neo-liberal gibberish that has in the past made me speak out for equal rights, and race/gender/cultural harmony. You'd think that I would honor all the advances that our great tyrannous leaders have achieved in Apartheid and ethnic cleansing by speaking out for these great ideals of one perfect-ordered society. If you don't understand what I'm talking about then you should really pick up a history book and read about WWII or look up South Africa. If that doesn't work, pick up a pamphlet from your favorite hate group and get involved.

As you sit in the lunchroom, look around at your peers. If you're white look at blacks. If you're black look at whites, and everyone should look at the foreigners. If you're in a fraternity, check out those other Greek-lettered people and remember they're against everything your three-lettered paradise is for.

Everybody's different, and thank God too, because I wouldn't want be like them. I want to be like my group of people, whose way of life deserves to be protected against the infestation of impure people on this campus. Most of you haven't even started doing this on purpose yet either. Most of you are doing it sub-consciously and dammit, that is just un-tapped hate being wasted.

I completely understand why you haven't let the tension break and begin controlling segregation. After all, the school's doing a poor job of doing right. They keep segregating social groups such as freshmen and honors students. They should be separating us by color or ethnicity. We should take a good lesson from our alumni who knew that we should be a single-gender/race school because they knew the outcome would produce better people. I hate the fact I live in a coed dorm, the opposite sexes bring me down. They are habitually complaining and are so troublesome, especially when I want to exert my power over them. After all, when your that much better then someone else then they should really give in to your whims.

The people I truly admire are the gender awareness groups. They have done the best job of getting the idea out that we have many different prejudices to suppress and control. Even though I believe these groups are beneath myself, at least they do a good job herding each other together so that we can keep an eye on them. After all, a group of cattle is much easier to control when you keep them together in a pen. It's makes them a bigger target. It also brings out into the open those who would normally be "in the closet" or those who would try to "pass" and assimilate themselves. However, there needs to be more people in groups to make our control over them more effective.

So what do we do now? If you love this school as much as I do, then I highly suggest we all take a good look at our biases and think really hard about the last time you really put somebody down by outward appearance or sexual preference. Maybe you should sit a little closer to the other students in the lunch room. It's easier for them to here the slurs if you're not so far away.

How about sitting down with one of those international students and asking them to go back home? I doubt they'll give you any resistance-- Especially when you start talking about green cards or the Immigration and Naturalization Service.

A couple of open forums of high-class important people would be great. Send a letter to the administration. The more they know you give a damn about something, the more likely it will get changed. Remember, if we don't keep the freaks of nature in check, who will? Imagine what we could get done if the student body knew we'd stand up for things! I'll leave that for you to ponder. After all, it's your school. Your ideas are only important if they fit in with the status quo.

Oh and by the way, this is April Fools. Please don't kill me.

This is the sequel to an article written earlier this year. You can read that one by clicking here.

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Name: Betty Humpter
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I think that it is a great article, I especially hate all these white people at this school!

Name: Peter
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Did you go back and read the original essay from earlier this year? It was a very well written important article. this article is just poking fun of somthing that truly is a problem. Go back and read this first one because against segregation it made alot of sence to me.

Name: Erica
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I am so glad that you put those words "April Fools" at the bottom of your little "opinion essay". I was like "Who is this shit?!" Ha! But, either way-I still don't like it. (smile)

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Ouch! Why don't you just put them all in a hole and light everyone else on fire? Geez...