It seems like all you hear today is controversy over the upcoming y2k crisis. Evidently, some idiot programmers left out two little numbers from a date in their program. What difference can two numbers make? It surly will not cause the world to end. Even if it does, that's not a reason to panic! Come on people! This means no more homework, tests, or nagging parents! When all your grades are erased, you will receive an instant "A." That would be great!
It is time for you to realize that y2k is actually a blessing in disguise. After y2k, your computer won't crash anymore (because it will not operate), and you will not have to worry about all that Internet porn that your girlfriend might find on your hard drive.
In conclusion, the year 2000 should be a time of great celebration. New Year's parties will be the best in history. By the time that y2k comes around the world will be a better place.
Worry not over the troubles that the experts say we will experience. By doing nothing, this problem may just go away.
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No No No after y2k you will not have to use your shirt sleeves to wipe your ass. Everyone will be so drunk from the y2k parties you can just use a drunk persons sleeve. just act inocent when they say in the morning "what is this SHIT?"
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The thing I'm most upset with is that the stupid grocery stores are going to run out of bread and toilet paper. What are we supposed to do then? Use our sleeves? Y2k is such a hassle. I just want to have my bread and toilet paper! Oh, and maybe some popcorn so I can sit by the window with a big, buttery bag and my trusty glock .45 watching the freaks loot my town. :)
