Hey you! Are you addicted to the Internet? Take Whim's Internet Addiction test to find out.
Do any of the following apply to you?
You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."
You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in your car.
You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45
minutes.
You placed the refrigerator beside your computer.
Tech support calls YOU for help.
You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."
You get a second phone line just to call out for emergencies.
You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on
it.
You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an
instant message to.
You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for
a while.
You sit on ICQ for six hours for that certain 'special person' to sign
on.
.....You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......
You're on the phone and say BRB.
Your boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot
eyes.
You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-life.
Do you:
Have twitches of the hand when you walk by your terminal?
Check e-mail more than five times a day?
Spend more time chatting than eating or sleeping?
Surf aimlessly with no direction, if only to be online?
Log on before important personal habits, such as meal?
preparation, hygiene or bodily functions?
Have red, swollen eyes that hang halfway out of your head?
Constantly gripe about your Carpal Tunnel syndrome?
See smoke arising from your computer or WebTV box?
All of the above?
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Comments:
When you can dream about the people you have chatted with and be convinced it was really happening
Comments:
There's nothing wrong with the formatting on this page...are you using Microsoft Explorer 5.0? Jesus. When are you people going to learn? NETSCAPE BABY! HELL YEA!
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the formatting of this page is messed up...uh oh, i did the 3 periods thing again
Name: PeeR Comments:
You know you're a geek when You're running NT and win98...just to see if there is a performance increase.
Name:Sara Major: Information Systems Comments:
I am also an addict & I'm damn proud of it. Thank you very much
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..you know you're a geek when you take your laptop and cassette adaptor in the car with you to play MP3s. heheh
Name:Patrick Major: Information Systems Comments:
You might be an addict if,........When you go to the Post Office, your first reaction to having something in your box is "YOU'VE GOT MAIL"
Name: Brian :) Comments:
My name is Brian, and I am an Internet addict. Oh yea, and I love Paul.
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/me is not an internet addict
Name: tkp42 Comments:
i think whim needs to start a support group..... lol brb ...
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Umm, my name is Paul and I am an internet addict.
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...you can use your mouse with the hand you don't jack off with!
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...when you effectively learn to touch-type with "one" hand...
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...when you wake up with asdfgh imprinted on your face...
