What happens when you make a movie that that is the most expensive in history but also hits records high in box office sales? You make a sequel, of course.
In this latest incarnation by James Cameron, he analyzed what people liked and disliked about the first movie, and set it to a heart warming story about two lovers on another of the world's greatest transportation tragedies. Starring Leonardo DiCaprio's brother, who starred beside him in "The Man in the Iron Mask," the story takes place before the crash, and continues through the crash into the sifting of the charred remains in search of golden teeth.
"The Hindenberg" has over 600 shots of computer animation to bring the disaster to life in a full 256 colors for this 45 minute movie. Cameron realized that with "Titanic," the boat sank too damned slow. So, in "The Hindenberg," (which went down in only a few minutes) everything is set at a much faster pace.
The Lust in the movie may be considered a little less heart-felt, with the whole "Mile High Club" overtone. The two characters didn't have much time to cherish the moment, but it's a lot better than the car scene, I was told by insiders.
Celine Dion again rewrites her tune "My Heart Will Go On" to accommodate the movie's theme, changing it to "High, Low, Wherever You Go." It will surely top the charts, and may even surpass the original movie's song.
This flick, not anywhere near feature-length film, will be due on video just as soon as it hits the theaters, beating the current movie-to-rental winners, "Spaceballs," (the video was ready while the movie was still being filmed) and "The Last Action Hero."
The only question remaining is whether Cameron will make a third movie. Cameron is quoted as saying, "If chicks will still go see a movie because I've got a two-bit sketch actor they dig, then I'll keep sinkin' the damn boat." This leaves us to wonder how many highly known disasters are left to blow up, sink, and destroy.
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Ya know, it's funny. People would probably actually be gullable enough to pay for a dumb ass movie like this!
