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Bathroom Behavior

by BRIAN KORTE

What goes on in bathrooms at RU? Is it the usual business, or perhaps something more? Students taking last week's Life survey shared their opinions on some personal habits.

According to students polled in last week's Whim survey, strange things go on in the bathroom. One female psychology major said that women mostly talk about guys in the bathroom. "We get the whole low-down on them," the RU senior said.

Men in bathrooms have different habits, however. "I consider [bathrooms] my think-tank, one student said. "That's where I do my thinking."

A media studies student said, "My major life decisions are made when I'm on the John. Sometimes I even use the phone there."

Regardless of what goes on in the mind, both men and women visit the chamber three to four times a day, according to last week's poll. Add roommates and other people to the situation, and things change a bit. "When someone else is in the bathroom and I'm doing my business, I'll try my hardest to wait for them to leave," one male student said. Others, like art major Michael Sos, go about their business regardless; "That's why it's there."

The next time you head for the John, think about what you're doing. You may end up doing what you never thought you would do. It may just freak you out.

Below are the results from last week's Life Survey:

1. What is your purpose at RU?
89.47 percent answered: Student
5.26 percent answered: Faculty
0.00 percent answered: Staff
5.26 percent answered: Not at RU

2. What is your gender?
55.56 percent answered: Male
44.44 percent answered: Female

3. How many times do you use the toilet daily?
18.18 percent answered: 1-2
59.09 percent answered: 3-4
13.64 percent answered: 5-6
4.55 percent answered: 7-8
4.55 percent answered: 9 or more (shew!)

4. After you do "your business", do you fold or bunch up your toilet paper?
26.32 percent answered: Fold
47.37 percent answered: Bunch Up
26.32 percent answered: A little of both

5. Do you normally brush your teeth in the shower?
10.53 percent answered: Always
10.53 percent answered: Sometimes
78.95 percent answered: Never

6. Do your roommate's bathroom habits annoy you?
15.79 percent answered: Always
47.37 percent answered: Sometimes
36.84 percent answered: Never




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