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Attack of the Killer Vegetarians

by James Andrews

You have to wonder about some vegetarians.

They say that they actually save life by eating veggies instead of meat. Well, I am going to come up with my own group called PETV (People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables) after all vegetables are alive too.

Yeah, that's right. My group will meet every night and drive to the nearest hamburger joint and order as many rare steaks as we want just because that means one less cow that will eat our beloved plants. Now, do not get me wrong I am not against all people that decide to eat vegetables over meat (after all that just leaves more meat for me, okay). What I am against is the fad veggies out there who think that it is cool and want to convert everyone to the fad. They will use any excuse. "If you eat vegetables instead of meat you will save the rain forest" is one that I heard today.

Listen, if all of the farmers that raised cattle stopped and started producing vegetables they would cut more of the rainforests down than they are today just to raise their crops.

This is true unless these vegetarians who use this excuse want to support the farmers with their hard-earned money, or let the farmers families and communities starve. My group will go after these people and we will not stop till we have converted them all.






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