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Attack of the Killer Vegetarians
by James Andrews
You have to wonder about some vegetarians.
They say that they actually save life by eating veggies instead of meat.
Well, I am going to come up with my own group called PETV (People for the
Ethical Treatment of Vegetables) after all vegetables are alive too.
Yeah, that's right. My group will meet every night and drive to the nearest
hamburger joint and order as many rare steaks as we want just
because that means one less cow that will eat our beloved plants. Now, do
not get me wrong I am not against all people that decide to eat vegetables
over meat (after all that just leaves more meat for me, okay). What I am
against is the fad veggies out there who think that it is cool and want to
convert everyone to the fad. They will use any excuse. "If you eat
vegetables instead of meat you will save the rain forest" is one that I
heard today.
Listen, if all of the farmers that raised cattle stopped and
started producing vegetables they would cut more of the rainforests down
than they are today just to raise their crops.
This is true unless these vegetarians who use this excuse want to support
the farmers with their hard-earned money, or let the farmers families and
communities starve. My group will go after these people and we will not
stop till we have converted them all.
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